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     How to avoid the pitfalls, traps, and terrors of the job   interview.


Well, so much for first impressions.  Now, let's get to the scary part.  The interview [insert scary music]     Believe me it's not nearly as bad as you think it is.  In fact, it's down right wonderful.  Why, you ask? Because, I answer!!  I'm about to tell you how this here interview thing really works.  I'm about to give you all the right answers to those stupid ridiculous questions that jerk on the other side of the big desk is about to ask you.  I'm going to tell you how to beat him, or her, at their own game.  They're going to be so damned impressed with you by the time this interview is over that they won't have any choice but to hire you right there on the spot.  So are you ready??  Then let me hear you say, Oh Yeah!!  Is that the best you can do??  We'll work on that later.  For now, bring on the interview.